Porn Star Comes Clean on Teen Mom’s Sex Tape

By Lex April 09, 2013 @ 6:14 PM

I fucking love Hollywood. Where else can a moronic MTV Teen Mom (and god bless MTV for monetizing miserable teen behavior) concoct a story about being the victim of a sex tape when actually her poorly formed entrepreneurial mind is figuring out how to make a buck by taking a pro dick on camera. Farrah Abraham is no genius. Porn star James Deen is no genius. But James is smarter because when he and Farrah were spotted hand in hand coming out of the Vivid Video corporate offices, it was Deen who knew the ‘amateur’ jig was up, coming clean on the sex tape ‘plot’, while Abraham refused to admit her complicity. She even had her mom go on record about how Farrah was a bible minded girl and couldn’t be involved in that kind of Leviticus shit. Some stretch for the mom of a girl famous for getting knocked up at sixteen. This story has it all. Sex, greed, idiocy. How can Lindsay not be involved?

Photo credit: PCN

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(8) Comments

  1. Shortshanks 04/09/2013 18:46

    I’d fu*ck her….but then again….I’m not that choosy….

  2. Raymond K. Hessel 04/09/2013 18:56

    Yeah, I’d melt some pearls on that…

  3. LoK 04/09/2013 20:14

    You never go ass to mouth

  4. Gildorg 04/09/2013 22:05

    I would bang her ass until my dick fell off.

  5. SomeoneluvsU 04/09/2013 22:44

    Teen (bible minded) moms love anal…

    True story

  6. Daos 04/09/2013 23:10

    Taking bets on what the finisher in the vid will be

  7. Doo Doo Fresh 04/10/2013 07:54

    I’d drop so many ropes on her that she’d think we were re-enacting a scene from Gulliver’s Travels.

  8. RangerLG 04/10/2013 08:42

    Um, I would have sex with her, but those tits creep me out.

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