Reese Witherspoon Was Arrested

Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday morning in Georgia after her husband, James Toth, was pulled over for suspicion of driving while intoxicated, and while it seems strange that someone as squeaky clean as Witherspoon would be arrested when her man was doing all the dirty work, it turns out that she might be a complete bitch.

While the officers were taking care of business with Toth, Witherspoon allegedly got a little high and mighty, leading to her arrest for disorderly conduct. According to the police report, Witherspoon broke out the A+ diva routine.

“Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer…”

According to the report, she “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.'”

“Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.”

“Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.” (Variety)

It’s a shame she wasn’t tazed. That officer would have received a parade.