Roberto Alomar Should Stop Dating

Roberto Alomar was a great second baseman. He’s in the Hall of Fame. But he sucks at picking women. Yeah, they’re all hot. But they’ve also pretty much all taken his ass to court for money or criminal allegations or charges that he gave them HIV (even though he denies having HIV, which seems pretty basic because as the billboard outside my window reminds me, there is a simple test). Maripily Rivera was his last disaster. He even married her. But that ended up with domestic abuse charges being filed and those nasty ‘he gave me the HIV’ accusations. I’m not saying Alomar isn’t to blame for much of his woman woes. What I am saying is that he’s rich enough to afford some professional women who can both meet his sexual needs and not throw shit at his head in public places. You don’t have to be married. Still a choice.

Update: Oh, wait, in the time it took to write this Roberto got married again. Dumbass.

Here’s Maripily looking big and beautiful on the beach in Miami yesterday.

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