There’s no more sacred and private bond between a mother and child than the natural and beautiful act of breastfeeding their offspring. I can’t think of a more noble tribute to the blessed spirit of mother to child nourishment than by staring at Selma Blair’s bare tit. It’s a fact. If you’re going to do this in public, we’re going to look. And, for a small number of us, be jealous of your boy. Who, for the record, is almost two. I don’t want a bunch of angry letters from breastfeeding zealots, but it is kind of rare to keep child on tit to that age in a First World nation. I mean, you are right outside a Starbucks.