Taylor Swift Wrote a Song on a Really Tiny Piano and She’s Sharing It With the World

By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 12:47 PM

How gentle the lamb Taylor Swift. A pure soul driven to the music by divine guidance, to the dilapidated toy piano where she penned her first song about boys trying to stick their dirty parts in her special place. Boys who would all eventually disappoint her one way or another, not understanding that real pleasure in life comes from expanding your shmata line into discount stores in China.

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he’s not easy to spot; he’s really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”
? Taylor Swift

She’s like the first snowflake of winter.

Here’s Taylor in promotional shots for her Red World Concert Tour this summer. If you don’t see her this summer, you may never see her again. So plan accordingly.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 04/30/2013 15:46

    Just another bitch that should burn.

  2. avatar
    Shastar 04/30/2013 16:14

    Where’s her sex tape with James Deen? That one I’d actually pay money for!

  3. avatar
    wayne44870 04/30/2013 16:31

    Hard for me to like this chick…fake; needy; bitchy; and then she would be pissed that you cheated on her.

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