Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You'll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp sores Jwoww and Snooki have their own show, so why not The Situation? Because he's an uninteresting D-Bag. There is nothing entertaining about this guy. At least with Snooki and Jwoww you can laugh at them like people used to do with freaks and deformed prostitutes. But The Situation is just...boring.
Go to any bar in Staten Island, The Bronx, New Jersey, or Long Island and there will be 58 Situations. Pathetic aging Guidos making up for receding hair lines and loss of penile vitality by 'roiding up and becoming sexual predators. I'd say MTV will have the good sense to cancel this program early in its run, but knowing the former music video network, they'll probably just wait for him to get arrested or die and move on to the next one.