As I Lay Dying Singer Wanted His Ex To Lay Dying

Tim Lambesis, the lead singer of the metal band As I Lay Dying, was arrested for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill his estranged wife. Lambesis had been asking around San Diego where he could hire a hitman. Because what you want to do when you are looking to murder someone is to tell as many random people as possible. It seems that he wanted to kill his wife for recently filing for divorce from the Christian metal head, (is killing your wife What Jesus Would Do?). It looks pretty bad for Lambesis but it looks even worse for metal. When did heavy metal lose its balls?

First of all, Christian metal? What the shitting shit is that? Metal dudes are supposed to worship Satan and carve demonic goats on their forearms. If you want to love Jesus then stick to country music or soft rock to get you through the day at the office. And since when did metal guys need someone to do their murder for them? In the early 90’s the members of Mayhem killed themselves and murdered fellow band members, planned to burn down churches, and wore pieces of the lead singer’s skull on chains. Now that’s fucking metal, bitches.