Audrina Patridge Has One Very Important Thing Going For Her

By Lex May 03, 2013 @ 5:14 PM

Audrina Patridge In May Issue Of Stndrd Mag
Audrina Patridge has the mental processing power of bubble wrap, but she’s super good looking, which makes that first part irrelevant. Yes, attractive people always succeed and the world is unfair and blah blah blah. Suck it up, ugly people. When people pay attention to you, you’ll know it means they really like you as a person, not just a virtual fucktoy. So, there’s that.

Here’s Audrina in STNDRD magazine. They spell about as well I do.

Photo Credit: Stndrd Magazine

(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    Shortshanks 05/03/2013 20:47

    ….and her first nudes were a WWTDD exclusive…..ahh….good times…

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