Betty Ford Might Take Away Lindsay’s Adderall

By Jack May 07, 2013 @ 12:55 PM

Lindsay entered the Betty Ford Clinic for drug rehab but is still taking Adderall…for now. The clinic is analyzing whether or not she actually needs it. She does have a prescription and it’s not like doctors just hand out prescription medications to their wealthy drug crazy Hollywood clientele. Lindsay was adamant that she would enter rehab but only if she was allowed to keep taking the drug. She says she needs it for her mental health. She also said if she doesn’t take it regularly, the miniature spider monkey sleeper cell implanted in her brain by the Chinese government would activate. That’s worth analyzing.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. Mud Nugget 05/07/2013 13:41

    Adderall is legalized speed for ex-meth addicts. Just ask Charlie Sheen.

  2. disbarred1970 05/07/2013 14:15

    No doubt . . . unless you are an 11 year old having trouble finishing your crayon drawing of a donkey because you can’t stop looking out the window or fidgeting in your chair, taking Adderall is nothing more than a legal “hook up” … I guess Lindsay’s excuse would be that she loses focus and forgets to finish blowing one guy before moving on to another … so she needs the meds to pass go and collect her 200.00.

  3. LoK 05/07/2013 16:31

    Adderall is a pill for ADD/ADHD to be swallowed, not crushed and snorted

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