Carey Mulligan Looks Not Tainted

May 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

You ever look at a woman and not quite believe she had sex with Shia LaBeouf. I do this all the time. It’s like a hobby. Whoa, there’s no way she let Shia LaBeouf bang her shnozz. But she did. Fuck, why? It’s like that terrifying moment in a horror movie when you realize the killer really is calling you from inside the house. I shriek like a girl child. It all seems so horrible.

Here’s Carey Mulligan at the Great Gatsby premiere in Cannes. She looks fucking fantastic. Still, Shia, fuck, really?

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