Carey Mulligan Looks Not Tainted

By Lex May 17, 2013 @ 3:55 PM

Carey Mulligan At The Premiere Of The Great Gatsby At The Cannes Film Festival
You ever look at a woman and not quite believe she had sex with Shia LaBeouf. I do this all the time. It’s like a hobby. Whoa, there’s no way she let Shia LaBeouf bang her shnozz. But she did. Fuck, why? It’s like that terrifying moment in a horror movie when you realize the killer really is calling you from inside the house. I shriek like a girl child. It all seems so horrible.

Here’s Carey Mulligan at the Great Gatsby premiere in Cannes. She looks fucking fantastic. Still, Shia, fuck, really?

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, PCN, WENN

(1) Comment

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    chief1719 05/20/2013 10:58

    You really think this rat dog is attractive?? Seriously? She’s average at best. Plain, boring, mediocre body, weird body. Keep kissing up to these celebs pb.

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