Piece of shit woman beater Chris Brown announced that he and Rihanna have broken up…again. This time it appears that it has to do with Brown’s fear of commitment. You’d think that once you punch a woman into the hospital that that would bond you forever, but no. When asked by an Australian radio show if he was going to spend his 24th birthday alone, he answered not so intelligibly:
“Yeah, Imma do it solo. I mean, at the end of the day, shawty doing her thang, she on the road …It’s always gonna be love. I’m just gonna do me. I’m a grown man. Just gotta fast forward…And at the end of the day, she’s a young girl. I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young.”
That’s right, wife-ing. That’s the act of making some shawty yo wife. It’s a verb, like drinking, abusing, or douchebagging. I’m sure Rihanna is still broken up. Girls get that way even over breakups with abusive tools who can’t take the time to master ebonics.
Here’s Chris Brown at his birthday over the weekend doing solo. It’s painful to think about just how many girls offered to blow him for free.
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