Courtney Stodden Loses Out to Teen Mom’s Ass

Say what you will about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her hungry earning bunghole, but she trumped the shit out of Courtney Stodden, the other obvious contender for a rip-roarious anal plunging ‘celebrity’ sex tape. Despite looking like a two-pack a day smoker since smoking was still allowed on airplanes, Courtney Stodden had her chance at barely legal porn and shunned it in lieu of her blossoming TV career, such as it never will be. Now, Farrah Abraham has big bottom bucks in the bank and is fielding offers for more. Courtney’s got shit, ironic only because she wouldn’t do anal, you get it, because… never mind. Point being, when skeevy opportunity knocks, people like Teen Mom and Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are innately savvy enough to open the door and blindly cockgobble whoever is standing on the other side. Those who hesitate end up like Courtney Stodden.

Here’s Courtney shopping in a kid’s store causing many moms to have their first conversation with their children about what a hooker is and why daddy doesn’t come home anymore at night.

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