I have this buddy who dates lots of models. Let’s call him Chad, even though his real name is Mark. Chad likes to bitch about how boring and self-absorbed these models are. We like to punch Chad and call him a homo and then ironically beg him for tales of crazy sex with these models because we’re insanely jealous. It’s not easy being a man. We get no Oprah to discuss our complicated feelings, feelings like wanting to get laid, wondering when we’ll get laid next, and lamenting how we’re supposed to get laid with guys like Chad stealing more than his fair share.
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski modeling for Surfline. Men go to war over girls like Emily, except for the one man banging her who just wants to stay home and talks about the benefits of peace.
Photo Credit: Surfline