Realistically, I'd probably still let her go down on me in a theater. I'm not without my weakness. But, yeah, I don't feel it anymore when she runs her nails down the back of the guy at the Marie Callender's pie counter to get a bigger slice. There's nothing worse than a chunky vegan.
Here's Alanis on vacation in Hawaii. I await your angry letters about the physical burden of child bearing. Which she experienced two and a half years ago.
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