I’m No Longer Thinking of Alanis Morissette When I **** Other Women

By Lex May 06, 2013 @ 4:14 PM

Alanis Morissette In A Bikini In Hawaii
Realistically, I’d probably still let her go down on me in a theater. I’m not without my weakness. But, yeah, I don’t feel it anymore when she runs her nails down the back of the guy at the Marie Callender’s pie counter to get a bigger slice. There’s nothing worse than a chunky vegan.

Here’s Alanis on vacation in Hawaii. I await your angry letters about the physical burden of child bearing. Which she experienced two and a half years ago.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash

(7) Comments

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    mr. shank 05/06/2013 16:25

    Holy Crap! It’s MOKIKI!!!


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    RangerLG 05/06/2013 16:35

    Tits still respectable. She’s probably still nasty, even though the saying “Self Love” stitched on her ass is probably quite telling.

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    trent1 05/06/2013 16:59

    Lex, you dream-crusher!

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    Mud Nugget 05/06/2013 17:02

    “Self Loathe”

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    Maybe_Observer 05/06/2013 18:41

    She was a bit of a thick-waisted fat-fu*ck back when she did that nude MTV video…..

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    mr. shank 05/06/2013 19:10

    She’s not big and sloppy…she just has tiny hands

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    denada 05/07/2013 05:37

    she looks like she doesn’t give a fck about what we think. i can respect that.

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