Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk won Cannes last night. It’s over, all of the other celebrities can get back on their expensive boats and jets and go back to their other meaningless parties, because Irina and her black dress are the best things we’re going to see this week, short of someone suddenly inventing X-ray vision.
It’s pretty amazing to think that there are always rumors about Shayk’s boyfriend, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, cheating on her. If any of them are true, the other women would have to be better than perfect for him to justify it. In fact, the only way that Ronaldo could even sort of explain it would be if he revealed that he had been cloning Irina and was having wild orgies with all of her doppelgangers. And even then, I’d need to be able to watch for several weeks to believe it.
(Photo Credits: Getty)