Kellie Pickler Has a Nice Ass, But, Sadly, No Genitalia

By Lex May 02, 2013 @ 2:19 PM

Kellie Pickler In Tight Leggings In Los Angeles

I’m not sure how exactly they’re marketed to women, but I’m pretty sure the entire point of yoga pants are so that ladies can flash the outline of their vaginas in public without being arrested. It’s sort of genius, provided the fucktarded seven-percent of dudes who like to show off their junk don’t get any smart ideas. Kellie Pickler is trampling all sorts of unwritten laws by covering up her camel toe beneath her yoga pants. Labia exhibitionism might be the only valid reason to ever have anything to do with Dancing with the Stars. And she’s hiding hers. Not cool.

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(2) Comments

  1. The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/02/2013 15:38

    Eminently……Phuckable……

  2. Shortshanks 05/03/2013 10:19

    I’d put my pickle in her….

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