Kendall Jenner Will Lick Your Product

“i lick Chanel! yummyy can I keep it mom!?”

– Kendall Jenner, Instagram genius

I feel a special kinship with Kendall Jenner. We’re both 5’9 in our stocking feet. We’re both horrible spellers, though she has a better excuse being that she’s really really dumb. Also, we both like to lick things. She does get paid. I just live in the shadows of society, fearing the day they finally catch the ‘frightening man who licks women on the neck at city bus stops then disappears into the shadows’.

Here’s Kendall in a sheer top leaving the hair salon. She better hurry or she might be late for school. Just kidding.

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