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May 27, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There’s no more special love than that between two women scissor kissing into waves of sweaty ecstasy. I was thinking a boy and his dog, but, objectively the vagina rubbers are way more special. The arrogant emos on the Cannes Film Jury finally got it right, giving their top award this year to Blue is the Warmest Colour, a film about girl on girl boffing that contains an extended scene of non-simulated sex. Non-simulated sex sounds like something I’d like to try one day. I’d also like to be a lesbian for about an hour. And as long as I’m asking, I want to never have to watch this movie ever.