Love Is Dead: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Break Up

By Jack May 20, 2013 @ 1:23 PM

Robert Pattinson has reportedly once again broken up with Kristen Stewart. Sources are saying the unnecessarily intense young actor couple had been fighting a lot, presumably about which one of them is more catastrophically boring and can gin up more fake contempt for commercial society. You’ll recall that last year they broke the hearts of tweens, obese women, and boys who wear eyeliner everywhere when they split because Stewart was getting the old Hi-Ho down low from her Snow White and the Huntsman director.  Chances are they’ll get back together again because they are both too annoying in real life to find anyone else who will hang out past the conclusion of sex.

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(1) Comment

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    RangerLG 05/20/2013 13:58

    I would rather see chubby girls in bikinis than read this drivel.

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