Two hotheaded women with fantastically large fake tits going at it sounds like the makings of an amazing night of entertainment. But it’s not. It’s Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey feuding in the media. These two walking make-up kits have taken every single appealing element of the cat fight and turned it into a couple moody sisters bitching at each other in the back of the car. Remember when girl fights were awesome and semi-circles of girls egged some ruffian chick with braids to kick the crap out of a defenseless fat girl on the ground? Man, those were good times. Celebrities ruin everything.