Melissa Riso In A Bikini

By Lex May 24, 2013 @ 12:20 PM

Melissa Riso In A Bikini At The Beach In Malibu
I read Melissa Riso’s bio. She was working in a hair salon when somebody told her she should be a model. I never really believe these stories. I think girls who are really hot want to be models from the time they can recite the alphabet. They may not know what it means exactly yet, but they’ve felt the thrill of enough compliments on their looks to know they want to make that special feeling the center of their universe. I think what really happened in that hair salon is that Melissa was washing some old lady’s nasty locks, brushing out some snarls and lyme disease, when she just decided, fuck this shit, I’m headed to L.A. to go sell my body. I only know this because that’s every single hot girls story here. Only, sometimes it’s not a hair salon, it’s the Returns desk at Target. That place is hell on earth.

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(4) Comments

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    LoK 05/24/2013 13:00

    I can forgive the Egg Drop Soup order tramp stamp tattoo but the belly tattoo completely ruins her

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/24/2013 14:41

    Yeah, even if you liked that tattoo, WTF is she going to do as a model? It’s not like she’s Megan Fox (and even with her the magazines went to the trouble of airbrushing them out half the time).

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/24/2013 15:17

    Yeah, the tattoos are stupid, and those are some cheapass bolt-ons she’s sporting.

    And I for one cannot forgive the chinese slag tag. I’m sure she thought it looked classy on the tattoo parlor wall. Wrong.

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