At this point I’m pretty much just posting pictures of model Petra Benova because she wrote me a letter saying I was a jerk and how much she hated me. It did get a bit misty as it reminded me of the last birthday card my mom sent me where she bastardized the Hallmark greeting to read, ‘Now You’re Six …and your ruined my fucking life‘. I seem to get a lot of notes like that. But only rarely do they come from girls who look like Petra Benova. If she wasn’t good looking, I’d have to rely on my standard response to angry letters. Getting drunk and crying.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin