Thank God For Kate Upton

By Travis May 07, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

The problem with using punk rock as a theme for an event that is attended by actresses is that most of them have no clue what punk means, so they just throw a bunch of shit into a box and pick articles of clothing at random while people tell them how awesome they look. That’s how you get Sarah Jessica Parker showing up the Met Gala as a Tim Burton villain and Nicole Richie auditioning to be young Storm in the next X-Men film.

Fortunately, some of the women who attend the annual ball play it safe and just wear a nice dress, which is what Kate Upton did last night. Although, if there’s one woman we’d actually prefer to see wearing clothes that looked like they were shredded by the wolfman, it’d be Kate. Hell, the least she could do is show a nip every now and then. It’d be a billion times better than staring at Parker’s crotch.

(Photo Credits: Getty)

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 05/07/2013 11:27

    I would gladly rip her dress to shreds.

  2. avatar
    Pottz 05/07/2013 11:36

    This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. Jesus H.

  3. avatar
    MacDaddy 05/07/2013 13:05

    The Rumors are True. Kate and I are dating!

  4. avatar
    RangerLG 05/07/2013 14:18

    Got bad news Mac, she’s cheating on you.

  5. avatar
    TwinkieRapist 05/07/2013 23:23

    She a National Treasure this woman.

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