Tiger Woods Made An Ass Of Himself

By Travis May 09, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

For all of the stories and photos that came out of Monday night’s Met Gala in New York City, I’m not even sure what the hell actually happened at that event, other than desperate women played dress-up, Kanye West rapped to his couch and Sarah Jessica Parker terrified children. And now we can add to that list that Tiger Woods apparently got really fucking hammered.

According to the Daily Mail, Tiger had a hard time keeping his hands off of his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn before he hit the dance floor with Tyson Beckford at the rooftop post-party. Tiger and Lindsey eventually left after Tiger reportedly fell while walking up some stairs. I’m not sure how the argument went during the drive home, but I imagine Lindsey said something like, “You really embarrassed me in there” to which Tiger whipped out their latest bank statements and she added, “I love you, Tiger.”

(Photo Credit: Getty)

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    TwinkieRapist 05/09/2013 11:38

    Rich ppl can do whatever they want. I’m inspired.

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    RangerLG 05/09/2013 12:00

    An adult getting drunk and embarrassing himself. That’s called a weeknight for most here.

  3. avatar
    Admiral 05/09/2013 13:52

    White people just be tryin’ to keep him down. Black people would do no wrong ‘less their be honkies tellin’ ‘em so.

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