Adrienne Maloof Nipples Are Happier Than She Is

By Lex June 03, 2013 @ 4:37 PM

Adrienne Maloof Nip Slip Leaving The Chateau Marmont In West Hollywood
Flashing your nipples in public used to be a surefire way for a 50-something woman to get her game on with younger men. It’s like a ‘Grand Slam breakfast still just $2.99′ sign blinking in a Denny’s window. Young guys love cheap eats. Rod Stewart’s son Sean loves to talk about banging the much older Adrienne Maloof. Ask him for the time of day and he’ll tell you how half-century old vagina tastes when mixed with Cristal. But Saturday night at the Chateau Marmonth he took off in a huff in the opposite direction of his haggard beloved’s nipples. Maybe the pair had a spat. Maybe he finally saw her in bright light. Either way, he ditched. Forcing Adrienne to remind everyone around her that she’s worth $50 million and she’ll pay someone to end them if they don’t stop staring at her.

Photo Credit: PCN, Splash

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Shortshanks 06/03/2013 16:54

    Rod Stewart’s son Sean loves to talk about banging the much older Adrienne Maloof.

    …I wonder if he calls her “Maggie” when he squirts onto her face…???

  2. avatar
    Beppo 06/03/2013 17:23

    Gross

  3. avatar
    Shortshanks 06/03/2013 18:00

    144

  4. avatar
    Geor 06/03/2013 20:41

    So this is what constitutes as a nip slip these days? Guess I just figured out why everybody was following ME around with cameras all day. I’m wearing shorts!

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