Whenever I tell my buddy Mike anything about Anna Kournikova, he’s got to repeat the fact that she never won a tennis singles title ever. Then I tell him that I was talking about her tits and what do I care. And then he says that I should care because female athletes are unfairly judged by their looks as opposed to their on the field accomplishments. Then I tell him I need friends who are less homo. And then he reminds me that he was some junior MMA champ and forces me into a blindingly painful arm lock and makes me admit I’m a bitch. Fucking Russian tennis players with nice tits. It’s all their fault.
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