Kimberley Garner Is Trying Hard to Be Famous

Fame is an elusive bitch. Like the exact opposite of a stalker girlfriend who won’t give you back your apartment key. This one’s trying not to be found. Kimberley Garner was on a reality show in Britain but she’s trying to get her shit to the next level. It won’t be from barely dressed photo shoots. At some point, she’s going to need to merging her body with somebody higher up on the fame food chain. There should be a book on who to fuck to get famous. Not like they teach that in schools. At least, not in schools outside Los Angeles.

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Here’s Kimberley in a bikini shoot licking ice cream cones with her friends. She’s not without her talents.