Maria Menounos In A Bikini in Greece

By Lex June 20, 2013 @ 2:07 PM

Maria Menounos In A Bikini At The Beach In Greece
I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she’s too good for them now. Hurl unbrined olives at her head. But then everybody gets together in the end and dances with monkeys and organ grinders and big bowls of yogurt. Then I have sex with Maria. This is my movie.

Photo Credit: INF

(4) Comments

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    LoK 06/20/2013 20:57

    I love this woman

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    Ole Stinker 06/21/2013 00:36

    A few months back, I was griping about three posts in a month about Maria Menounos in jeans doing nothing remarkable. I’ma give you credit. There was method behind your madness. Follow her around long enough, and she’s going to turn up in a bikini. Suddenly, hot but boring Maria Menounos turns into hot and awesome Maria Menounos. Well done.

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    RangerLG 06/21/2013 09:01

    Remember that time she was in a bikini and flashed her meat curtains? Yeah, that was on this site. I call those, the good old days. You can see her in a bikini anytime, but gash flash is worth reporting.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 06/21/2013 09:37

    I’d like to give it to her Greek-style. And because she seems genuinely cool, I’d even use lube.

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