I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she’s too good for them now. Hurl unbrined olives at her head. But then everybody gets together in the end and dances with monkeys and organ grinders and big bowls of yogurt. Then I have sex with Maria. This is my movie.
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