I feel like the Howe Twins game plan to fuck their way to some significant rung of the Hollywood food chain is sputtering. Maybe it’s too much time with Snoop Dogg and former pimps or just hitting the wrong clubs. Melissa and Carla should be getting the herp from dudes who used to be on Saved By the Bell by now. Instead they seem to be sputtering at Vegas club champagne rooms. These two Wonder Twins need to grind their gines together and activate their wonder power thinking caps. Plans have gone astray.
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