White People Suck at Spelling (VIDEO)

Another year and another socially awkward celebration on stage for an Indian family at the Scripps National Spelling Bee. This could be a xenophobic rant on how the foreign types are coming here and stealing our Spelling Bee trophies from our fair-haired offspring. But, let’s be honest. Test scores have been dropping for the melanoma set since the Mayflower arrived. White kids peeked in the 17th century. Their time is over. You can’t even count on being an NFL QB or U.S. President anymore. Those used to be gimmes. The only thing they have left is metal and that’s been sucking lately too. If you’ve got a white child, encourage them to intermarry, maybe you can watch your grandkid hoist that Spelling Bee trophy one day.