America, Fuck Yeah

For all her flaws and faults, America remains the best damn country on the planet. It’s not as clearly better as it used to be, but it’s still better. All the shit that infiltrates and degrades a more enlightened existence still starts out here and then slowly oozes out to the rest of the world. We’re not just full of crap, we’re the kings of crap. We don’t really invent philosophies or religion or science or art, but we know how to make money off of it. We’re not just fat, we’re fat and successful. There is a difference. You go, America. One more year of being still slightly in first place. Someday, we’ll all be speaking Chinese. But today, America, fuck yeah.