Carly Rae Jepsen Throws The Worst Pitch Ever (VIDEO)

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

At some point this country needs to get over its fixation with our southern border and realize that the real kick to our nation’s collective ball sac comes almost entirely from Canada. Justin Bieber pissing in a bucket, Cory Monteith forcing straight men to look up who he is, Pam Anderson having sex with only most of the people she meets in the Lower 48. Enough already. We need a wall to the north, like Game of Thrones. Seal off those Canadians. I should miss the cheap propane and the occasionally watchable Canadian TV show, but it’s a small price to pay for sealing off Michael Buble.

Here’s Carly Rae Jepsen from British Columbia fucking up our national pastime.

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