Jessie James In A Bikini

By Lex July 03, 2013 @ 3:37 PM

Jessie James In A Bikini At The Beach In Maui
Jessie James is a name that sounds like it should belong to a porn star. It must really. But it doesn’t. It’s that country singer who just got married to Eric Decker on the Broncos. She’s wearing a necklace with the universal sign for ‘I’m your super fucking hot wife until I divorce your ass in a few years and take all your shit’. Somebody probably should’ve told Eric about that before he up and married her. Not that it would’ve stopped him. The women who wear that symbol place it square between their enormous boobs merely as an ironic statement.

Photo Credit: PCN

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 07/03/2013 15:58

    I dated a girl that looks like her once. She was fun until I had to talk to her.

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    WarnerRobins_anonymous 07/05/2013 00:57

    But he isn’t black. That’s all the dick she jumped on while she went to my high school.

  3. Todd Rebić 08/31/2014 09:11

    Actually it does belong to an adult film star.

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