Kaley Cuoco Getting Shtupped by Superman

By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 6:34 PM

Kaley Cuoco Cleavage In Esquire Magazine
According to several excitably romantic sounding gossip blogs, Superman ‘mega-hunk’ Henry Cavill is now sticking it to Kaley Cuoco. I guess you’d have to call that a win for Kaley. Even though she’s a great looking woman for whom I’d mule drugs into Singapore if she promised me sex of any kind, I’m guessing that Superman can pretty much get any woman in Hollywood that he wants. That’s a power only really known to womankind heretofore, but the Man of Steel has it now too. X-ray vision, flying, and immortality pretty much take a distant second place to the power to get any pussy you want. Think on that one hard and what you’d go for if the genie gave you just one wish.

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Honkey Dong 07/02/2013 23:14

    What does a man really want in a woman?

    His cock.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/03/2013 02:20

    I assume Mr. Cavill is funny, sensitive, loves animals and the outdoors. Because a woman wouldn’t just say that and then go screw a bad boy who is none of those things.

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    MacDaddy 07/03/2013 10:23

    She is even hotter in person. I would F*ck her like the world was ending tomorrow!

  4. avatar
    Shortshanks 07/03/2013 10:37

    She has a fabulous ass…..

    ….I hope she saves it for me…..

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