Kate Upton Models Bridal Bikinis For Beach Bunny

By Lex July 25, 2013 @ 2:41 PM

Kate Upton Models Bridal Bikinis For Beach Bunny Swimwear
Back in first grade, a girl told me we’d be married someday. I told her I liked her friend better. She cried. I felt horrible. That experience still sums up my view on marriage. It’s a complicated business. But that doesn’t stop guys from saying ‘I do’ even as ten million years of human evolution compels them otherwise. These images of Kate Upton in her ‘wedding bikini’ probably don’t help. It’s easy to imagine marriage is all about having sex with Kate Upton on the beach. But even if you’re marrying Kate Upton you won’t be that lucky.

Photo Credit: Beach Bunny

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    MacDaddy 07/25/2013 14:58

    I will marry Kate and you all can be jealous forever. I don’t care if she puts on 100lbs. Those eyes…..that face! She’s perfection!

  2. avatar
    MacDaddy 07/25/2013 14:58

    BTW…these pictures are old! Way to stay with the times.

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    Beylerbey 07/25/2013 16:00

    But she’s going to put on 200lbs, Mac.

  4. avatar
    MacDaddy 07/26/2013 10:40

    that’s just the amount of semen I will pump into her over the years we are together!

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