Kate Upton’s Breasts Look Strange

Kate Upton was the guest of honor at last night’s David Yurman Annual Rooftop Soiree as she is the new face of David’s luxurious and ridiculously expensive jewelry line, and she did her typical Kate Upton thing of standing around and looking gorgeous while occasionally acting goofy and strategically jiggling for all of the really wealthy men. But as I looked at these photos of Kate at the party, I couldn’t help but notice that her breasts look a little strange.

I don’t know if it’s the dress or the way that the light hits it, but it looks like someone replaced one of Kate’s cantaloupes with an orange. I’m going to have to spend the next several hours examining them to get to the bottom of this. You know, for science and whatever.

(Photo Credits: Getty)