I’ll say this for Pat Robertson, he always seems really happy about some of the shit he spouts. He just drops little nuggets on the 700 Club like seeing pictures of two dudes kissing on Facebook make him want to hit the ‘vomit button’ and it’s like he’s telling a knee-slapper at a cocktail party. There’s no white hood or angry scowls or fist pounding or hateful words. Just, dudes kissing makes him vomit. Heartfelt laughter. The end. He’s kind of genius in his prejudice. Personally, I don’t like seeing anybody kiss on Facebook. Or anywhere else. I hate happiness and joy. A ‘Fuck you, you attention starved oversharing bastard’ button on Facebook would be nice.