The Shannon Twins In Bikinis

By Lex July 05, 2013 @ 12:40 PM

The Shannon Twins Modeling Bikinis For A Poolside Photoshoot In Beverly Hills
I hate when you run into twins you’ve met several times and you still can’t tell which one is which. At some point they figure out you don’t know who is who and they bust you like you’re some outrageously impolite bastard. Yeah, it’s that, or, you two fucking zygotes look exactly the same. Don’t give me that crap about how one of you has the slightly more narrow nose. You’re a novelty act. I can’t tell the Shannon Twins apart. I know one digs chicks and the other one was engaged to Pete from Smallville who went to jail for having a trunk full of Oxy. Different stories, but they’re asses still look identical.

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(8) Comments

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    Admiral 07/05/2013 12:42

    They’re like a sexy version of those twins from The Matrix Reloaded.

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    Admiral 07/05/2013 12:43

    Is this what ass-implants look like? I bet they could sit for hours.

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    dballing 07/05/2013 12:58

    These are not bikinis.

    But I’ll allow it.

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    Mud Nugget 07/05/2013 13:53

    now THAT’S a turd cutter!

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    Quasimofo 07/05/2013 14:51

    Wow, I didn’t know geneticist had progressed so far as being able to genetically modify humans. Those women have obviously been altered with the DNA of Coco Austin and now they are becoming copies of Ice-T’s wife.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 07/06/2013 09:03

    Yuck. Just…yuck.

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    ExBetaBoy 07/07/2013 14:47

    Why are they wearing their hair like that alien in Predator?

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    Honkey Dong 07/07/2013 23:05

    It’s one thing for a chick to have enough ass to keep your balls up off the sheets, but with these two, I think my fear of heights would kick in.

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