You know what sucks about being a future king of England? I mean, besides the complications arising from generations of inbreeding and having to eat lots of mayonnaise. You have to marry some royal girl from another Euro family someday. Historically, those girls have looked about as comely as the horses they all ride to fill their idle time. But, with the introduction of some outsider vagina to the mix the past couple of generations, things are looking a bit brighter on the princess and duchess and countess front.
Here's a look at a bunch of current royal women who I'd bed. The women not on this list I'd also bed, but I'd not brag about necessarily. Neither would they.
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