Everybody in baseball wants to see the A-Rod exit as fast as fucking possible. The longer he lingers, the more they’re going to keep throwing shit at him and making up stories about what a total dick he is. Like saying he leaked evidence on fellow ball players. He probably didn’t, but once you’re labeled the high school slut, the kids in Social Science are going to be swapping tales about you pulling a train on the varsity basketball squad. I suppose somebody can find some honor in A-Rod’s appeal and continuing to play despite the fact that everyone knows he’s dirty. Maybe one of those DTF wrestling divas that seem to dig him still. There’s no way he’s getting A-list Hollywood trim again. That door has been closed. He’s going to have to settle for his $350 million in career earnings and big bootied Latin models. Not such a bad backup plan .
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