August 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I don’t know much about the George Zimmerman trial, because it didn’t have anything to do with Julianne Hough’s ass in yoga pants, but I’m told that it made a lot of people on the Internet fight about guns or something. That’s why I found it strange that TMZ reported that Zimmerman was shopping for a tactical shotgun that looks like it could blow a hole through the side of a tank at the Kel-Tec assembly plant in Florida yesterday.
Maybe it’s because the guy knows that he’s Public Enemy No. 1 and feels like his life needs to be one long gun store scene from Commando, or maybe he can only convince Lifetime to buy the movie rights if he guarantees them a sequel. Either way, maybe next time don’t take a picture at a gun plant if you give even the slightest shit about your public image and/or life, George.
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