Is Carlos Danger Sexting on the Job?

By Lex August 01, 2013 @ 1:46 PM

Anothy Weiner Playing With His Phone During The New York Mayoral Candidates Forum

He could have 12 girls talking to him, beating off 15 times a day, and that wouldn’t be enough — Sydney Leathers to Howard Stern

According to Leathers, Anthony Weiner had an insatiable addiction for calling and sexting and beating off.

How are you going to be mayor of New York City if you’re c-ming like five times a day? — Sydney Leathers musings

I don’t see a problem with that. I’m sure Ed Koch and Fiorello La Guardia were whacking it constantly inside the walls of Gracie Mansion. But Carlos Danger could set the record. He couldn’t even keep off the text during the Mayoral Candidates Forum, whipping out the PDA for a another round of virtual hair pulling indecency, and thanking his maker that they used the splooge-colored tablecloths.

Photo Credit: Splash

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mud Nugget 08/01/2013 14:48

    prolly has a sticky handshake

  2. avatar
    Stagger Lee 08/01/2013 17:54

    Goddamn Pauly Shore looks like shit these days.

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