Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn’t Fooling Us

By Travis August 22, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

People have always thought that black is the best color for fatties to wear to offer the illusion that they’re slimmer than they actually are, so that’s why I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed her pregnant body into a skintight black dress for last night’s Pampers event in New York City. Except instead of giving a slimming effect, she looked like someone squeezed an oversized pillow into a regular case.

But more than anything this event made me ponder the question: “Is Jennifer Love Hewitt the type of C-list actress who would get pregnant with her unknown co-star for the sake of improving her career and gaining some endorsements as she heads toward 40?” And I pondered that for four whole seconds, because yes.

(Photo Credits: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com)

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Eric2002 08/22/2013 10:02

    I’d still plow that Mainly just out of morbid curiosity.

  2. avatar
    LoK 08/22/2013 10:30

    I’d still plow her

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