Laura Prepon announced she will not be coming back for the second season of Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Everybody is coming up with their own fake public reasons why this is disappointing when mostly they're just upset over not seeing her boobs again (NSFW). That pretty much explains the real reason any guy is ever upset over any girl being gone. What, Wendy got fired? That's so unfair (I'm going to miss staring at her tits in the break room). I heard Tim busted up with that chick he was seeing (I'm going to miss her huge rack something awful). It's hard to believe Michelle Obama is no longer first lady.... yeah, you get the idea.
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