Madonna’s latest new accessory is her diamond-encrusted gold grill. She needed a ‘wow factor’ upgrade to her outdated accessories, cute African babies. With the new mouthpiece, Madonna can relate to an entirely new generation of young women and men pretending they’re not gay by writing shit like “Don’t hate me. Hate my #grilz” on her Instagram page. This is like when your middle aged divorced uncle shows up in skinny jeans and a much younger foreign girlfriend. It’s mostly just uncomfortable, especially when his girlfriend starts sobbing about how he stole her passport and she can’t get back home to her fishing village.
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