Maria Sharapova Almost Changed Her Name To Sugarpova

By Travis August 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Tennis star Maria Sharapova apparently has her own candy line, in addition to legs that could snap a grown man’s neck in a split second, and she celebrated the one-year anniversary of the Sugarpova brand yesterday at some store in New York City. Leading up to the big moment of her holding up a bag and sort of smiling, Maria had asked the Florida Supreme Court for permission to legally change her name to Sugarpova during the two weeks of the upcoming U.S. Open tournament.

But she ultimately decided not to make the temporary change, likely because a court official responded, “What are you, a fucking idiot?” and then set her paperwork on fire.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 08/21/2013 12:23

    I’d lick her sugar cube. I mean sugar box. I mean vagina.

  2. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 08/21/2013 12:38

    There’s a shadow on her upper lip. Hasn’t she heard of laser hair removal???

    Wouldn’t stop me from hitting it. But still.

  3. avatar
    Al Bundy 08/21/2013 15:23

    Being the attention crazed whore that she is, bet she makes a girl/girl video within the next year.

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