Nobody likes Tuesdays so treat yourself to some sexy links including Halle Berry naked in the pool, Suki Waterhouse's skimpy shorts, and the best skin-filled flicks leaving streaming in August! READ MORE

Serena Williams has a ton to say on gender equality, race relations, and female sports, all from an entirely personal, subjective, and completely unfounded position. Hence, the media adores her.

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Tennis hottie Maria Sharapova showed off her bikini body in Hawaii. Now that she's doped her way out of tennis, it's important to look your best. That was flippant, but also true. READ MORE

Maria Sharapova’s people suggested she go into hiding after her failed drug test and suspension from tennis. The public has a short memory. Allahu Akbar, somebody will bomb another European capital and tennis cheating will return to its rightful... READ MORE

Maria Sharapova is being praised by her P.R. team members posing as regular old people online for getting out ahead of her positive test for a heart medication produced in Latvia that also adds five mph to your tennis... READ MORE

Tennis star and mail-order-bride-look-alike Maria Sharapova has tested positive for meldonium, a substance banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency, the people who made sports less exciting. Uglier tennis players not showered with endorsement deals have orgasmed over the opportunity to... READ MORE

Tennis star Maria Sharapova apparently has her own candy line, in addition to legs that could snap a grown man’s neck in a split second, and she celebrated the one-year anniversary of the Sugarpova brand yesterday at some store... READ MORE

Like Cloverfield. It’s just a question of when she makes landfall. Jesus, look at those fucking gill muscles. I’m happy that Serena won the French Open. I hope she kills me last. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin READ MORE

Instead of women’s tennis, we should have a sport called fake women’s tennis. Where girls don’t have to actually hit the ball back and forth, they just need to run around the court in skirts and sweat-resistant sports bras.... READ MORE

Girls who play tennis are like girls who play golf, only more muscular and unexpectedly less lesbian. I love to watch the tennis girls grunt and sweat and rally back and forth for ten minutes like one-player Pong at... READ MORE