Paparazzi Made Kendall and Kylie Jenner Illiterate

By Lex August 14, 2013 @ 5:06 PM

Kendall Jenner is the latest young famous person to come out with the bold stance of hating the paparazzi. According to Kendall logic, she and her sister Kylie were forced to drop out of school because of all the photographers that would hound them both as they tried to finish 8th grade or ‘some high school’ or whatever they’ll be checking off on forms ever more in the future.

“We would go to cheer at football games and there would be paparazzi on the other side of the fence taking pictures. It got to a point where it was just ridiculous. Thank God no one stalked us at school!”

That is rough when you can’t even get your cheer on because paparazzi are unleashing their stalkers on you. No wonder you had to stop learning how to read and write and understand math well enough to discover your trust fund accounts have been misappropriated. The Jenner sisters admitted later in their interview that it was the E! reality camera crews that actually kept them from doing their schoolwork, but then retracted their admission when the punishment buzzers their mom implanted in their vaginas during adolescence fired off.

wwtdd

(6) Comments

  1. Beylerbey 08/14/2013 17:15

    These are certainly the best Kardashians, and they’re not that hot. When one considers the endless spreads of Miley and Gaga, the logical conclusion is that some media billionaire is out to destroy the concept of beauty. I’m pretty sure it’s Oprah.

  2. BillGander 08/14/2013 18:11

    There’s Lex with another underage girls article. Unbelievable.

  3. Atomsk 08/14/2013 21:07

    They had to drop out of school because the E network couldnt get permission to film on school property.

  4. Atomsk 08/14/2013 21:07

    @Beylerbey

    Cant be Oprah, shes not a Jewish homosexual.

  5. Admiral 08/14/2013 22:03

    These two got the good genes in the family.

  6. PudKnocker 08/15/2013 11:05

    Two nothing nobodys with makeup, and attitudes like they ARE somebody. WRONG.

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