All the genius Hollywood women with their educational degrees in panic are shying away from any contact with the sun these days. The glowing orb in the sky we once credited with all life on our planet, we now know to be the Great Satan in the Sky, repelled only by very expensive designer label sun clothing. For your typical 40-something drunken silicon injected fame whore Real Housewife, daylight itself can be a true killer. Revealing all the harshness and decay wrought by an on-camera life of intoxicated stumbling and vaginal laser rejuvenation therapy. I bet Real Housewife of Orange County Tamra Barney looked amazing at the bar last night, after a couple or ten cocktails, with Daft Punk blaring. Then the sun had to go and ruin everything. Curse you, Apollo.
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