Selma Blair Won’t Stop Breastfeeding Her Kid

By Lex August 19, 2013 @ 4:29 PM

Selma Blair Breast Feeds Her Son On The Train In The Farmer's Market In Los Angeles
I have it on questionable authority that Selma Blair is now starving her pre-school aged kid just so he’ll latch on to her motherly teat the minute they get themselves out to a shopping center, farmers market, or other public venue where Selma can show the world what a truly devoted maternal wellspring she is. We get it, Selma. You will feed him on a plane, you will fed him on a train. You will feed him here and there, you will feed him anywhere that people are looking. You’re just one of those parents. Soon you’re going to have a bumper sticker on the back of your hybrid that reads, My Child Is An Honor Student at Garfield Middle School and He’s Still Suckling My Tits. You win. Be sure to pack him a good supply of your breast milk before he journeys out to find his father.

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(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    Shortshanks 08/20/2013 00:31

    When people talk about coming to this site for boobs, etc…..

    ….this is NOT what we want….

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